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  1. The Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day)
    The Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day)

  2. 101 Ways to Make the Most of Road Rage (101 Ways to Make the Most Of... S.)
    101 Ways to Make the Most of Road Rage (101 Ways to Make the Most Of... S.)

  3. Piggie Pie!
    Piggie Pie!

  4. Live [AUDIOBOOK]
    Live [AUDIOBOOK]

  5. Get Well, Gators! (Gator Girls)
    Get Well, Gators! (Gator Girls)

  6. To the Beach!
    To the Beach!

  7. A Dog Named Sam (Puffin Easy-To-Read: Level 2 (Hardcover))
    A Dog Named Sam (Puffin Easy-To-Read: Level 2 (Hardcover))

  8. Big Pig and Little Pig (Green Light Readers: Level 1 (Hardcover))
    Big Pig and Little Pig (Green Light Readers: Level 1 (Hardcover))

  9. If I Were Your Mother
    If I Were Your Mother

  10. Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs!
    Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs!

  11. The Big Sneeze
    The Big Sneeze

  12. Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs!
    Beetle McGrady Eats Bugs!

  13. Tough Cookie
    Tough Cookie

  14. A Century of Bizarre Football: Freaky Forwards, Strange Strikers, Dodgy Defenders and Other Soccer Sensations from 1900-2000
    A Century of Bizarre Football: Freaky Forwards, Strange Strikers, Dodgy Defenders and Other Soccer Sensations from 1900-2000

  15. Hide and Scare (Real Monsters)
    Hide and Scare (Real Monsters)

  16. Naked Pictures of Famous People
    Naked Pictures of Famous People

  17. The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
    The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down

  18. They Call ME Fred...the Landlord
    They Call ME Fred...the Landlord

  19. It's All Relative: A Field Guide to the Modern Family
    It's All Relative: A Field Guide to the Modern Family

  20. Andy Russell, Not Wanted by the Police (Andy Russell (Paperback))
    Andy Russell, Not Wanted by the Police (Andy Russell (Paperback))

  21. Madman's Mailbox: The Voice of Dementia
    Madman's Mailbox: The Voice of Dementia

  22. Napalm & Silly Putty (Peanut Press)
    Napalm & Silly Putty (Peanut Press)

  23. Mr. Potter's Pet
    Mr. Potter's Pet

  24. Bebe's Bad Dream
    Bebe's Bad Dream

  25. 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom
    500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

The Funny Things Kids Say - Vol. 3 (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day)
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • Delightful!
  • Parents' Choice Award
  • TAKE A BREAK AND GET READY TO GIGGLE!
  • This will keep you laughing for years.
  • For parents, grandparents & children -- a treasure!
The Funny Things Kids Say - Vol. 3 (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day)
Grace Witwer Householder
Manufacturer: Funny Kids Project.
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Paperback

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ASIN: 0966300602

Amazon.com

This delightful book contains hundreds of funny kid stories from the author's award-winning newspaper column. With 20 full-page, full-color watercolor illustrations and slightly over-size type, this book makes a nice gift for new parents, grandparents, educators, childcare providers and nursing home residents. The 20 chapters have titles such as: Kids and Their Creater, Kids and Groan Ups, Kids and Dollars and Sense, Kids and the Birds and the Bees, etc. It's a gift that keeps on giving... a smile. (Excerpt included below)

Book Description

Hundreds of funny stories in more than 20 chapters such as "Kids and Their Creator," "Missed Manners," "Bedtime Blues," "Kids and the Birds and the Bees," "Bathroom Humor," "Kids and Sports" and "Kids and Christmas" will delight readers from ages 9 to 99! The last chapter called "Our Family Stories" provides blank pages for families to write in their own stories and create a keepsake volume that will grow in sentimental value over the years. Twenty full-color watercolors by award-winning artist Debbie Rittenhouse make the book "coffee table quality."

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Delightful!.......2000-02-12

"Funny Things Kids Say" is a wonderful reminder of real life with children. It is humorous yet so true. Children will interpret words and situations in the most ridiculous ways. And "Funny Things Kids Say" is an excellent look at the brighter side of childhood. Once you start it, you won't put it down! Highly recommended for parents, teachers and others who deal daily with our fascinating children.

5 out of 5 stars Parents' Choice Award.......1999-01-20

The Parents' Choice Foundation, the only nonprofit consumer guide of its kind, has selected "The Funny Things Kids Say, Vol. 3" for honors as an approved book for parents and children. The Foundation said the book is "an amazing accomplishment."

5 out of 5 stars TAKE A BREAK AND GET READY TO GIGGLE!.......1998-10-07

As a bonified rat in the rat race of the current modern day world - my breaks - like millions of others - are often over looked. But when I get really bogged down - The Funny Things Kids Say Vol. 3 comes off of the book shelf. Hi, my name is Jodie Lynn and I am a parenting columnist. I don't profess to be an expert - but kids are one thing I know - as does my good friend - Grace Housholder - the author of this book. Any time of any day when you feel like you are going to explode from "overscheduling," go for the gusto and open up this delightful and wonderful book. Kids really do say the funniest things and it is captured uniquely on every page. Just remember these words - TAKE A BREAK AND GET READY TO GIGGLE! :)

5 out of 5 stars This will keep you laughing for years........1998-10-07

This book is a family-friendly, inspirational book, making it ideal for your personal, school or church library. Grace Housholder's collection of "one-liners" by kids will keep you laughing for many years.

5 out of 5 stars For parents, grandparents & children -- a treasure!.......1997-05-07

The afternoon I placed Housholder's books on my coffeetable in my living room was the last I saw of them for weeks. They turned up on my nine year old daughter's nightstand -- where they've been cherished ever since! With three younger brothers, my daughter gets a kick out of being "in the know" -- I recommend this book not only for parents, grandparents and anyone else who LOVES children, but for children themselves! It's fun, "family-friendly" reading for all

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