Books
- Lose Weight Through Great Sex with Celebrities! (the Elvis Way)
- The Emperor Who Ate the Bible: And More Strange Facts and Useless Information
- Blown Sideways Through Life: A Hilarious Tour de Resume
- Bad TV: The Very Best of the Very Worst
- Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot: And Other Observations
- Music Over Manhattan
- Snake Alley Band
- The Girls' Revenge
- A Spy Among the Girls
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice
- Be First in the Universe
- Boys in Control
- How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy: And Found Inner Peace
- Why Not Me?
- Inconceivable
- Aches & Pains
- What Wendell Wants: Or, How to Tell If You're Obsessed with Your Dog
- Southern Belle Primer
- 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
- No Cure for Cancer
- The Fred Book
- Paisley Goes With Nothing: A Man's Guide to Style
- The Rants
- The Rants
- Baked Potatoes: a Pot Smoker's Guide to Film and Video
Books:
- Spider on the Floor
- Toad Heaven
- Baghead
- Ramona Aged 8
- Regarding the Fountain
- Lose Weight Through Great Sex with Celebrities! (the Elvis Way)
- Complete & Utter Failure: A Celebration of Also-Rans, Runners-Up, Never-Weres and Total Flops
- Quigleys at Large (Quigleys (Library))
- The Cat in the Hat Comes Back! (I Can Read It All by Myself Beginner Books (Hardcover))
- The Berenstain Bears' Nursery Tales (A Random House Pictureback)
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