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Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • Grizzard Makes Us Laugh!
  • Did someone really complain that this book has no plot?
  • Very funny, one of his best
  • worst book ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Lewis at his best
 Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
Lewis Grizzard
Manufacturer: Villard
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0394571819
Release Date: 1988-10-22

Book Description

This time Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it--written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don't do it in groups, why Baptists won't do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things.


From the Paperback edition.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Grizzard Makes Us Laugh!.......2005-02-21

This book, like all of Lewis Grizzard's books, is absolutely full of humor. Even though he's been dead for several years, I still miss his columns and books.

5 out of 5 stars Did someone really complain that this book has no plot?.......2004-05-07

Complaining that Lewis Grizzard's writing lacks a plot is like complaining that Beethoven or Merle Haggard's music isn't good to dance to. Lewis Grizzard was a columnist and he didn't write "stories" with "plots". He wrote essays full of perceptive and funny insight into what makes people tick, or at least amusement that he didn't understand certain things, such as Dr. Ruth's status as a sex expert. (Now, be honest.... how many saw Dr. Ruth for the first time and thought "SHE's a sex expert"?)

I don't know about the rest of the world, but Georgia misses Lewis Grizzard.

5 out of 5 stars Very funny, one of his best.......1999-04-05

Lewis was one of the funniest authors that ever wrote on southern traditions.

1 out of 5 stars worst book ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......1999-03-14

Stupid humor,no plot ,and extremely boring!!!! 1 star. This book was utterly disappointing.

5 out of 5 stars Lewis at his best.......1999-01-27

In "Don't bend Over in the Garden Granny, You know them Taters Got Eyes" Lewis takes a look at . . . well . . . sex. From poking fun at how the accent of Dr. Ruth could seriously hurt someone and other hilarious subjects that will keep you laughing for days.
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, GRANNY, YOU KNOW THEM TATERS GOT EYES
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    		DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, GRANNY, YOU KNOW THEM TATERS GOT EYES
    LEWIS GRIZZARD
    Manufacturer: Unknown
    ProductGroup: Book
    Binding: Paperback
    ASIN: B000S6PK4W
    DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, GRANNY, YOU KNOW THEM TATERS GOT EYES
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      		DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, GRANNY, YOU KNOW THEM TATERS GOT EYES
      LEWIS GRIZZARD
      Manufacturer: Ballantine
      ProductGroup: Book
      Binding: Paperback
      ASIN: B000GR15EC
      Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
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        		Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
        Lewis Grizzard
        Manufacturer: Ballantine Books
        ProductGroup: Book
        Binding: Paperback
        ASIN: B000OVPN7U

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