Books
- Luna's Goodnight: Spin Luna to Make Her Glow! (Bear in the Big Blue House)
- If Roast Beef Could Fly
- No No, Jo (Harper Growing Tree S.)
- Travels with My Cactus
- Constable Along the River-bank
- We Are Amused: Over 500 Years of Bon Mots by and About the Royal Family
- Constable in the Wilderness
- Must I Go Down to the Sea Again?
- The Handy Band
- Worse Things Happen at Sea
- Even the Rhinos Were Nymphos: Best Nonfiction
- Martyn Turner's Greatest Hits
- Martyn Turner's Greatest Hits
- Bollocks to Alton Towers: 50 Uncommonly British Days Out
- Mud Straw and Insults: Confessions of an Honest Estate Agent
- The Rot Stuff: Every Home-Owner's Guide to What the Real Estate Agents Never Tell You
- A Year of Living Aimlessly
- Pirate Pete Sets Sail
- The Magic Book
- Those Messy Hempels
- Oh No, Ono!
- I Had to Drive, I Was Too Drunk to Walk: 101 of the Funniest, Most Bizarre Excuses Given to Traffic Cops
- I Had to Drive, I Was Too Drunk to Walk: 101 of the Funniest, Most Bizarre Excuses Given to Traffic Cops
- Beer, Sex, and High 5's: The Disgusting But True World of Guys
- Beer, Sex, and High 5's: The Disgusting But True World of Guys
Books:
- Being a Dad: The Stuff No One Told Me
- Bustin' Chops
- This Diary Will Change Your Life
- Waking Up Screaming from the American Dream: NPR's Roving Correspondent Reports from the Bumpy Road to Success
- Luna's Goodnight: Spin Luna to Make Her Glow! (Bear in the Big Blue House)
- Laugh Factory: For Public Speaking and Private Conversation
- Dad (Sb)
- Governor Arnold: A Photodiary of His First 100 Days in Office
- Life's Little Delights
- Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Leo
Books