For Those About to Shop, We Salute You

Product Description
Soon after announcing his retirement from Nerf Herder in 2003, front man Gripp was offered an opportunity to write a jingle to promote frozen waffles that come with their own dipping sauce. That led to this, his first solo CD featuring over 50 little ditties in various musical styles that will have you either rolling on the floor, or will give you a serious case of the munchies.

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For Those About to Shop, We Salute You

Average customer rating: Pantera Reinvented The Steel Parry is Reinventing The Meal!!!!! Parry Gripp is the funniest man alive Best Album So Far This Year? I'm Serious.

For Those About to Shop, We Salute You Parry Gripp Manufacturer: Oglio Records ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music Indie Rock | Indie & Lo-Fi | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music General | Rock | Styles | Music Pop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music Comedy Rock | Comedic Music | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: My E.P. How to Meet Girls Nerf Herder American Cheese Wolves in Wolves' Clothing ASIN: B0008ENJ7O Release Date: 2005-05-10

Tracks:

1. Great Nachos, Great Price
2. Say Hello To Your Brand New Favorite Pizza
3. One Donut A Day
4. Fried Chicken
5. Bran Flakes
6. We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today
7. Time For Tennis
8. European Football
9. Baseball Is Fun
10. Golf
11. Golf Is Groovy
12. Muffler Shop
13. At The Bar
14. London's Calling
15. Health Food Store
16. Pita City Falafel
17. Truck Drivin' Man
18. Big Mamma-Jamma
19. This Is One Hell Of A Truck
20. Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life
21. Nice Mother@#!*&g Truck
22. More Blades=Better Shave
23. You've Got To Have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant)
24. That Ain't Fresh
25. Mouthwash
26. Coffee Breath
27. Do You Like Waffles
28. Waffles Are Outrageous
29. Dippin'
30. Got To Dip It!
31. Everybody's Dipping
32. Beer In A Can
33. You Need A Beer
34. You're My One, You're My Only, You're My Beer
35. Drinking A Beer With My Lady
36. Light Beer
37. It's The Greatest Deal
38. Don't Wait Too Long
39. Blue Light Special
40. This Sale Is Going To Blow Your Mind
41. Big Sale
42. Mucho Caffeino, Pico Dinero
43. Drinkin' Time
44. You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here
45. She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo)
46. Leprechaun's Holiday
47. Life's Too Short
48. Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store?
49. You Can't Sleep
50. You Need Our Cold Medicine
51. Hooray For Santa Claus

Album Description

Soon after announcing his retirement from Nerf Herder in 2003, front man Gripp was offered an opportunity to write a jingle to promote frozen waffles that come with their own dipping sauce. That led to this, his first solo CD featuring over 50 little ditties in various musical styles that will have you either rolling on the floor, or will give you a serious case of the munchies.

Customer Reviews:

Pantera Reinvented The Steel Parry is Reinventing The Meal!!!!!.......2005-08-03

If you don't know who Parry Gripp is, he is one of the greatest song writers of all time. His work with his band Nerf Herder has more pop culture refrances than a TV show On E!. Parry's Solo Album For Those About To Shop, We Salute You. Is the exact same. If you like catchy poppy punk look no further. Parry Gripp is the best at what he does. If it came down to it who would win in a fight Weezers Rivers Cummo or Parry Gripp? I would put every penny I have on Parry Gripp.

Parry Gripp is the funniest man alive.......2005-05-11

THAT you can count on. Buy this. If you don't like it you have no sense of humor. Nerf Herder rules and so does Parry.
Standing in line at the grocery store will never be the same again.
Eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken will never be the same again.

Oh and If you don't shower after sports you'll smell like a hot summer day in bangladesh!

And European Football rules!

Best Album So Far This Year? I'm Serious........2005-05-11

This album was worth what I paid for it before I even popped it in the CD player. My first belly laugh came at reading, on the sticker that comes on every new release, that it featured "Great Nachos, Great Price." That's quite a bold statement of a lead single, but then none of the other FIFTY tracks on this CD crosses back behind that line of "so unabashedly commercial that it ceases to be marketable." More laughs pre-listen: the liner notes. I suggest reading these through, listening to the album, and then reading them again. They only get funnier once you've heard the music. Every single song has a little explanation of who Parry ripped off and what he was thinking of when he wrote it. And he makes invaluable observations like: "I just can't picture Morrissey having a beer with his lady." Me either.
Aside from the hours and hours of laughter you will get from listening to songs like "Do You Like Waffles?," "Maybe You Need A New Deodorant," and "More Blades = Better Shave," (this album is up there with the Tenacious D CD for funniest recorded music ever) the most amazing thing about this album is that these 51 songs, most of which fall into the 30-50 second range, contain a greater range of guitar riffs, catchy vocal melodies, and genre experiments than the entire careers of 95% of commercially popular rock bands. Parry cuts through the garbage and admits that simplistic four chord riffs are not neccessarily worthy of 3 to 4 minute long songs. But wow, 51 compressed versions of that same formula in 35 minutes is an experience you'll never forget.

Rap Music:

1. Full Force Galesburg
2. Getting Away With Murder [Clean] [Enhanced]
3. Go Slow Down
4. Gold [Original recording remastered]
5. Greatest Hitz [Clean]
6. Haines Is Dead: a Collection of Aut [Import]
7. Home by Dawn
8. How Can I Sleep With Your Voice In My Head [Enhanced] [Live] [Import]
9. I Can See Your House from Here [Import]
10. I Don't Want to Go Home/This Time It's for Real [Import]

Rap Music

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