Camel Toe [Explicit Lyrics]

Editorial Reviews
New Times, Sound Check, by Brian Hyman
Surf This, a standout single on their self-titled debut CD, is a two-and-a-half minute surf-inspired romp that has JP Ferris' guitar echoing Dick Dale in his prime, Doug White spitting satirical lyrics about surfer's territorialism, and drummer Oscar Galvao holding the slam-dancable, laugh-out-loudable track together.

WNSU, Tim Stone, host of WNSU's nighttime local show
"When I saw you guys live, I couldn't believe it! I've never seen or heard anything quite like it."

Album Description
Camel Toe's debut CD blends wacked-out lyrical adventures with edge-of-your-seat instrumentals. High-energy original rock/funk music, accented with comical lyrics and belly-laughing digital samples.

Camel Toe [Explicit Lyrics]

Tracks:

Camel Toe - Bob & Tom
My Big Fat Greek Style Sex Partner - Bob & Tom
Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
I've Never Been Laid - Tommy G
Real Girls Doing Real Things - Bob & Tom
Women and Points - Greg Hahn
Atta Girl Knee Pads - Bob & Tom
Larry & Richard - Bob & Tom
Mge a Moi - Chick McGee
Spunk'd - Bob & Tom
Taint - Bob & Tom
Count Flatula - Bob & Tom
Service Call
Roe vs. Wade - Mike McCrea
C'est la Vie - Pat Godwin
Chick Millionaire - Bob & Tom
Bad Love Song
Surrender Cologne - Bob & Tom
Fluffy - Heywood Banks
Acting and Directing - Jim Gaffigan
Phone Call #17 - Bob & Tom
Title of the Song - Da Vinci's Notebook
Rush Rehab Diary - Bob & Tom
Romey - Bob & Tom
Princess Diary - Bob & Tom
We're Officially Done - Bob & Tom

Tracks:

Scrotum Song - Asylum Street Spankers
Joe Johnson Memory System - Bob & Tom
Toy - Bob Kevoian
Roasting Jesus - Scott Dunn
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Blow Java - Bob & Tom
Few Thoughts - Daniel Tosh
F. U. Song - Chick McGee
Flashlight
New Americans
24 Seconds - Bob & Tom
Sweeney-San - Mark Sweeney
Memories of You - Heywood Banks
Chick's College Talk - Bob & Tom
Indiana Jones - Mike McCrea
Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
Fart-Rite Anal Strips - Bob & Tom
Pissin' Outside - Billy Jonas
Hunting for Marge - Bob & Tom
Dating - Greg Hahn
Rubitoften - Bob & Tom
Hermaphrodite Song
Survivor: Island of Queens - Bob & Tom
Larry King 2003 - Bob & Tom
PMS for Christmas - Peter Kevoian

Customer Reviews:

Depraved Indifference to Decency (but fun).......2006-06-07

These guys have a twisted sense of humor but they are lots of fun. Nothing is sacred and anyone can have his ox gored. They try to be thorough and get everyone and do low with the lowest brow humor they can come up with. The result is often hilarious.

Bob & Tom do not just rely on themselves. They have plenty of guests doing comedy bits and they have an outstanding staff to provide their own parodies. The production values of some of their parodies is surprisingly good.

If you have a thin skin, you had best keep away. Otherwise, give them a try.

Practically new, but stuff not heard on the show.......2004-10-11

CAMELTOE is the most recent CD of Bob and Tom's. Most of it is pretty good. However, much of what is on the CD is no longer airable on the Show, due the FCC regulations. Of the 52 tracks on this CD, only 6-7 can still be heard on the show. So, if you want bits that you won't hear on the radio, this is it.

Cant beat Bob and Tom!.......2004-05-10

Love this CD. My hubby listens to it on the way to work and now I can hear them too with out having to get up at 6 am!
SO funny

Average customer rating:

bummed

Pelada
Camel Toe
Manufacturer: ToeJam Productions
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

Pop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music

Pop Rock | Pop | Indie Music | Stores | Music
ASIN: B0000D151F
Release Date: 2003-09-01

Tracks:

Bitch Was a Man
Bacon Strip
Ojee Bojee
Apple Slice
Got a Bundao
Show Us Those Thangs
Shank
i.m.e.
Camaros
Erection Dysfunction
Scar
Liposuction
Condo Commando
Rinaldo's Trip
Shufro
Fanny

Album Description

Camel Toe's brand-new, 16-song CD, PELADA, is full of funk-rock comedy, with a few trance-driven instrumentals.

Customer Reviews:

bummed.......2004-01-02

thinking I was purchasing the bob and tom show camel toe cd, I was extremely disappointed to get this instead. Even though I was looking forward to comedy I do enjoy music and this SUCKED

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EXPLOSIVO!!!!!!
Its about fun!
Unsigned
Refreshing
Camel Toe

Camel Toe

ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

General | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music

General | Rock | Styles | Music

General | Alternative Rock | Indie Music | Stores | Music

General | Rock | Indie Music | Stores | Music
ASIN: B00004TCSK
Release Date: 1998-03-01

Tracks:

Soaring Death Tube
Stove Pilot
Scoping Freshness
Surf This!
Searchin' for Chubby
Hump
Camel Toe
Fast Food Drive-Thru

Album Description

Camel Toe's debut CD blends wacked-out lyrical adventures with edge-of-your-seat instrumentals. High-energy original rock/funk music, accented with comical lyrics and belly-laughing digital samples.

Customer Reviews:

EXPLOSIVO!!!!!!.......2003-06-09

I've seen Camel Toe in concert. I've no other way to open this dialogue...see if you can tell me why...

I was in Florida recently, relaxing with some blazing hotties and hoisting a tankard at a local watering hole. Some band was supposed to play. "Camel Toe", I snickered to myself. I think the phrase conjures up a universal image. This might be interesting -- so we drank and waited -- and drank some more.

These three cats that had been holding up the bar rose from their stools and took the stage. What the hell? That banker lookin' dude? The other one with the Cheshire Cat perma-grin? The big Greco roman wrestler in the shorts and tank-top? This is Camel Toe?

...I didn't get a chance to finish my doubting...

I think it was around then that the room caught fire. Ears bled. Dogs howled. Cats exploded. The amps were at 40. The skins, fueled by gallons of sweat and the constant, rhythmic pounding, were reanimating back to the animals from which they came. Solos blistered -- not the kind of blister you get from your new dress shoes either, you nancy -- but the kind you get from pure, unadulterated, non-lubricated hot monkey sex. I screamed in disbelief! There were the thumping, mathematic, driving bass lines that hammered home Camel Toe's message: 'Will we make your toes tap? No. Will we make you bang your head? No. Will we give you pile driving, in your face, kick you in the balls, eye gouging audio fury? ...

I laughed. I cried. I hallucinated. I soiled my new $350 solid gold Gucci underwear I'd just bought in Mizner Park. All sense of time was lost. A year could've passed and I wouldn't have known...but it had to stop...and it did.

We sat there. Ears ringing. Spent. The hotties had gotten naked four minutes into the set and I hadn't even noticed. I was soaked to the bone. I'm not sure if it was sweat or liquid adrenaline oozing from my pores, but I didn't care because I spied some CDs in the corner and I started to salivate.

I elbowed my way through the crowd to the front of the stage. I opened my mouth, but all that came out was drool and gurgling. "miffleth glurk gathfroo dack?" I said, unbelieving in my own inability to speak. The bass player, the one that looked like he could code Visual Basic circles around you, just smiled. He'd seen this before. Reaching into his secret stash, he pulled out the what might as well have been the holy grail -- The Camel Toe debut CD. I handed him the sweaty $10 bill from my pocket. He winked at me not unlike that of Santa Claus and then turned to attend to the rest of the throng.

I sat in awe for the rest of the night. A lost puppy looking for its owner. Had I a revelation? Was that an epiphany? Was that my burning bush? I didn't know. All I knew was this: that damn Camel Toe music made me CRAZY HORNY... -- maybe you'll finally find the saviors you've been looking for...

This music is the gospel according to Doug, JP and Oscar. Buy it, follow it, eat it, taste it, live it, love it...

Its about fun!.......2003-06-06

Just have fun while you listen to the songs, it wasn't meant for overthinking etc. Better yet, just listen to the music and not the words if you think too much.

Unsigned.......2003-06-05

Hello,

I'm Hank from Nova Scotia. Recently picked up your cd.
I cant believe you guys arent signed to a label. This stuff has a groove that doesnt quit, and the lyrics are like totally warped.

Keep on rockin (are you ever going to tour????)

Refreshing.......2003-06-05

Camel Toe has managed to pull together a sound that is unique! Finally, a band performing music this decade, that doesn't sound like 10 others. Make more!!

Camel Toe.......2003-05-25

Camel Toe is the most retarded song i have ever heard, what has this world done to its self. Now its camel toes, what is next buttcheeks. Who ever buys this garbage should be shot. I only want to know how can you fools support this crap. Do not even bother listening to the entire thing, especially the funky chicken part at the end it is almost as dumb as the rest of the song.

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